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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
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You wouldn't be so fat if you'd quit jamming donuts into your cakehole.
cakehole by Joe August 14, 2003
I shoved my penis so far up her cakehole, she squealed in delight.
cakehole by Boohiss98765 October 22, 2011

cakeholder 

One who wants to "have his cake and eat it too"
Guy 1: "Why you feelin up on that girl when you got a fine ass girl at home?"
Guy 2: "Cause I'm the cakeholder,homie"
To let your fellow mate blow a line of coke with your significant other... meeting at the middle
Lady and the tramp began to blow a cokehold line and they met at the middle.
Cokehold by Ladylust May 4, 2018
A person who purchases cocaine and invites a friend or associate over to do said cocaine, while the purchaser watches and/or films the activity.
He’s such a Cokehold. He’ll just about let anyone do his coke if he is allowed to watch.
Cokehold by anonymous November 5, 2021

Cakeholing

The art of rimming a Twinkie out of someone's ass
Cakeholing in the morning gives me a sense of satisfaction
Cakeholing by PhantomCarrotTosser December 21, 2022