caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

by mikeGee March 24, 2008

how some1 feels after choking on too many spliffs.
highest level of toxication.

Jermain: "that draw was the shit. How u feelin fam?"
Lawrence:(after 1 minute of staring into space "...caked"

by a__man89 April 13, 2006

in the cake

A euphemism that signifies a sexual relationship with a woman; euphemistic for "a close acquaintance with a woman's vagina"

From The Wire:
Bunk: Maybe he's just her friend.
McNulty: Nah, he's in the cake.

by HunnyBunnn11 June 24, 2015

cake= ass
ass= ass
cake = cake

DUDE: I mean, her face DOES look like a raccoon threw up and shat itself, but cake IS cake.

by neckss March 20, 2023

Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.

The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

"This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care."

by AlmightyWonton January 17, 2010