A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.
by CuckLord416 October 23, 2018
by XY2XY November 23, 2021
Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.
by knowledgeGod May 16, 2015
by sccamarogirl September 27, 2011
its caged I'm going to beat the shit out of you
by Jaxx1998 October 31, 2015
Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023