catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

Cagate sotto 

An insult in roman dialect used to provoke/respond to an offense by wishing an individual to shit himself.

"Ao te va oggi de andà ar centro a fa n'giro?"
"A Daniè ma cagate sotto"

Cagate sotto by Hama_ September 10, 2023

La cagastes 

The Spanish definition for an action that was so stupid that there is no possible remedy or way of atonement for it. Literally interpreted,’ You shit on it', 'it' being what you were attempting to do.

Yo bro, when you grabed your sister-law's ass at the wedding, la cagastes getting along with your mother and father in laws!

La cagastes by Farruco November 19, 2010

Cagante 

Bothering

QUE CAGANTE!!!

Cagante by riot45678903456785678e5678 November 13, 2011

canasted 

To be heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or illicit substances.

Julien gets canasted every Saturday and does stupid things. I am worried about him.

canasted by Annunziata August 17, 2007

capasted

capaste; capasting; to get highly intoxicated with alcohol and/or marijuana; drunk; a period of drunkenness; plastered

Man, we're going to get soo capasted this weekend!

capasted by lorrizzee October 18, 2009

Camastering 

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.

Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.

Camastering by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019