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A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!
Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.
by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010
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