caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

caffing by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

de-caffing 

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008

Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

Cuffing the dummy 

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

Cuffing his dummy 

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

Cuffing his dummy by Macsloan December 2, 2014

Cuffing Year 

2020 is the cuffing year . New year to start off things fresh . Too many ppl are single , so 2020 is time for cuffing

John:Do u know when cuffing year is
Tyrel: 2020 is cuffing year . Get a girl and cuff her

Cuffing Year by Official Slang December 31, 2019

Cuffing Season 

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

Cuffing Season by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011