When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.
You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
by Streaker6969 October 26, 2011
Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 25, 2010
A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.
John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.
by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006
When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus
Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
by SoutaCat October 23, 2020
An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.
by Vito Antonio December 4, 2006
A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.
by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2010