cafeind
Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
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cafeing
cafeing is when someone laughs or breathes into a bowl or other smoking device resulting in the weed and ashes to be blown all over.
also when someone drops your weed on the ground.
also can be noun "cafer"
or verb "cafe" "cafed"
pronounced "kayf"
also when someone drops your weed on the ground.
also can be noun "cafer"
or verb "cafe" "cafed"
pronounced "kayf"
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caffeind
A group of fly (possibly drug dealing) mofos who upload trippy video artworks to YouTube in the hopes to hypnotize the youth of Australia to do there dirty work.
Hey Steve did you see the new video artwork the caffeind boys put up?
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.
caffeind by Jay Dark a.k.a Yoseph November 30, 2013
Cafeinated
An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.
Cafeinated by tonup June 22, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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