2 definitions by Scofield

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...
by Scofield September 28, 2009
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woah it smells like someone took a stinky diver in here
by Scofield December 11, 2008
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