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2 definitions by Scofield

Slang for a nasty shit.
woah it smells like someone took a stinky diver in here
by Scofield December 10, 2008
Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...
by Scofield September 28, 2009