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2 definitions by Scofield

 
1.
Slang for a nasty shit.
woah it smells like someone took a stinky diver in here
by Scofield December 10, 2008
 
2.
Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...
by Scofield September 28, 2009