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Caelum is a Gaelic word, that means "sky, stars in heaven, atmosphere". Usually, this is a male's name, but since the reference to the word mostly points to the constellation aspect, the name could be argued as gender neutral. Not very many people are named Caelum, because it is a rare word, & is old Latin.

Caelum's are mysterious people, preferring to keep to a small circle of friends. Caelum's are incredibly smart, talented, & have a wide array of interests. Because of this mysterious nature, people often mistake Caelum's as aloof & anti-social, however, Caelum's are just misunderstood by a lot of people in society in general.

Caelum's are also incredibly loyal, caring, & make the best friends. Caelum's will really show you the best of life and will do everything possible to make you feel included as part of something bigger and greater.

As lovers, Caelum's love reaches many depths. Caelum's love deeply, & give everything, expecting little in return. Caelum's are incredibly selfless & have a certain "twinkle" in their eyes that is so intriguing, but yet also wanting you to get caught up in Caelum's own little world likewise.

If you have a Caelum in your life, treat one well. You're a lucky person to know a very rare individual, & should cherish the bond. If you mistreat one however, Caelum's do not forgive easily & will bound you to the deepest parts of suffering that you didn't know were imaginable.
Person 1: "Did you see that mysterious person over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's Caelum. I met one in the most unusual circumstances, but that person is the most intriguing and interesting person I've come across."
Caelum by giftfromtheheavens August 8, 2020
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Calcumalator 

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.
Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?
Calcumalator by slutypackage February 1, 2008
the one who is big, buff, strong, and tall
person 1: why do i feel such a menacing presence?

person 2: oh, must be caelum!
caelum by notcalcium November 21, 2022

Calcumalation 

1. When your calculation has a spicy twist to it

2. Don't feel like saying calculation, and wanna be built different, say calcumalation

Pronunciation: Cal-cu-malation
"Yo homie can you do this calcumalation for me"
"Sure brodie, this calcumalation is light work"
Calcumalation by You feel me? April 26, 2022

CALCUMATATER 

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)
Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!
CALCUMATATER by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017
A cock vacuum as a human.
Dave: "Damn you heard about Melissa?"
John: "You mean the cacum Melissa right?"
cacum by 420dickhead69owo March 7, 2019
A diet consisting of Kale and Plums.
I've been on this Caelum diet and it's really healthy for me.
Caelum by TotallyNotKaz March 7, 2016