cabramatta 

Named after a suburb of Sydney, Australia, a Cabramatta is the act of taking a dump (preferably runny rather than hard) into an emptied soup can. Traditionally, meat and bean soup is used. The can is then re-sealed and either:

i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.

The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.

Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.

Joe: this soup tastes like shit.

Ed: Fuck, did your ex pull a cabramatta on you?

cabramatta by SydneyKidd July 24, 2014

Cabramatta clambake 

A guy is having sex with a girl and the guy is on top and when he blows his load on top of the woman's clam, the lady then bakes in the sun for s solid hour until the man returns to eat her clam out.

Chilled on the balcony and it was so hot I gave Judy a Cabramatta clambake, can still taste it in ma stache

Cabramatta clambake by Fisting Fireman December 10, 2016

Cabramatta Karaoke Night

Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!

Shit – my ass is still sore from the karaoke night

Cabramatta Karaoke Night by Ali[G] December 9, 2004

Cabramatta hair 

Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair

Yo that girl is hot. Yeah but she's got Cabramatta hair

Cabramatta hair by Shityopants November 13, 2020

caravatta 

The best coming machine

Bum cum
Caravatta

caravatta by If for May 22, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008