Poindexter: Long hind legs, little or no tail. It's just a Manx or a Manx mix retard.
Stu' Pidiot: Hey, I was tard good enough the first time!
"Was there a Manx tom in the neighborhood?"
"I dunno...but I tell ya, dem wuzn't no Manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!"
Comes in British, Siamese, and Antarctic breeds.