Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage

Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know

That is so cabbage. Jeremy is a cabbage cunt . Tim is so fucking cabbage at fifa

by Cabdude January 9, 2015

cabbager

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager

Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager

by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho January 31, 2007

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 3, 2007

cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005

Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 17, 2004