carbageddon 

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.

Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.

carbageddon by chasingariel September 10, 2011

Cababed 

To be or have been bitched out

Dude i just saw my friend get cababed by his girlfriend

Cababed by Serksnis June 23, 2009

getting cabbaged 

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

getting cabbaged by uncleburton January 24, 2012

cabbaged 

The word cabbaged originated in Belfast Northern Ireland:
The meaning of this term is - wiped off your tree, maybe consuming too many extacy pills or other drugs to be in state where you are unable to move ie cabbaged...

It can also mean to be exasperated due to the result of being stoned to the ballix ie consuming too much cannibus...

Phil was cabbbaged on the sofa...

Phil was cabbaged as he consumed to many drugs...

Phil looks like a cabbage...

cabbaged by Gerry Mac August 29, 2006

muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'

You little tramp, your muff cabage.

muff cabage by double z October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

Muff Cabage by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

cabbaged 

stoned off your face, whacked off your bean, monged off your tits.

i can't do anything, I'm too fucking cabbaged!

cabbaged by yi mudder July 2, 2003