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Cqms, is an acronym that stands for "chuckle quietly to myself," because we all know you never actually laugh out loud when you say "lol." Proper use of this acronym involves when you are facebook chatting and you didn't really laugh, but you did want to applaud said person's attempt to make you laugh, or does something that is somewhat funny.
Josiah, "Hey did you see last night's The Office?"

Ethan, "Yeah the new ones only make me c.q.m.s, but the old ones totally made me lol!"
by Ghostcat Haircutter September 01, 2010

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