a ghetto apartment complex in champaign, IL, which displays graffiti including "meth" in the stairways...the mailboxes dont lock, and there's usually a mattress in the "courtyard"...apartment 219 will scar you for life, and must remain at 70 degrees.
Annie: why is the bedroom door shut??
Mish: the door is never shut at C-MOBBBBB
Annie: we should probably run
**we hear a girl scream from the bedroom and lock the door**
The act of stripping oneself in a Metrotrain or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.