45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He's such a sound byte hoe.
by Tricktionary September 27, 2017
a unit of measurement to quantify the amount of pornographic images, video, and data contained one's computer.
Don: "Man, my laptop is running slow!"
Glenn: "That's because you have way too many giggity giggity bytes of porn on it."
Glenn: "That's because you have way too many giggity giggity bytes of porn on it."
by ryatellsastory January 31, 2015
phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".
by winsomnia March 23, 2012
A techi SIC chick not necessarily what is defined as a female in lamens terms. All are fruity pineapple creatures with constantly changing features that got tired of the bleachers. We are each other's teachers and sometimes we need teethers. We can sound like a bunch of preachers and continue on as seekers.
Look at that SIC BYTE , I want to take a BYTE outa that Chick so I don't get sick. Get sick with it and take a BYTE who looks like a spryte try not to let go of the light. Eat drink preserve what you want. Suffering is the new surving. Surving is just getting by. And You but first in me, I the first BYTE only want what I need . I am now able to see and finally allowed to be. As long as pushing on and hope are real with good intentions and no need to steal everyone around can enjoy my feel. For I am CateyByte and I am a SIC CREEPY BEAUTIFUL SCARY GROSS Unattractively SUPER SEXY hardcore hoe sometimes but I am a BADASS BITCH and I ain't no witch I'm silly I'm clowny tired of the frowny . CateherineCarruth aka Catey no one ever thinks should i make the clown smile by Angelica Carruth aka The Biggest Crayon in the world EVERY SHADE OF GREEN!
by THE FIRST BYTE April 10, 2021
Wanna play like byte malone
by Hcpb April 23, 2021
It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"
Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 8, 2022