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byelorussia 

a penis of great size. raging to explode. ready to chiz everywhere. young asians love them. "GIANT RAGING COCK''
my dicK is a byelorussia
byelorussia by manickx July 6, 2011

Belorussian Kiss 

Belorussian Kiss – A playful kissing game similar to the "Pocky Kiss," but instead of a Pocky stick, partners use a rectangular Mega Chips (a type of Belarusian potato chip). Each person bites from opposite ends, getting closer until they either break the chip or end up kissing.
— She challenged me to a Belorussian Kiss, but the chip broke before we got close… next time, I’m picking a sturdier one!
Belorussian Kiss by chips_guy February 1, 2025

Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday
Belorussian cannon by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.
Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock
Beef Belarussian by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Making Belarussian cumpot 

When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.

Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026