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George W. Buttwipe 

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
Related Words

Butt Rip 

Butt Rips are similar to Booty Bumps. This is a 2 person event. You can not solo Butt Rip.

A Butt Rip is when a line of cocaine stuffed is stuffed into a plastic tampon applicator and inserted into your butt hole while someone gets behind you and blows it up your ass. It gets you hella high and insanely horny... also numbs and relaxes your anus and anal Sphincter for ease of insertion.
Bend that booty over baby, let me blow a Butt Rip up your ass.

After you get some Butt Rips you’ll be juice blasting all over the sheets
Butt Rip by KKbay May 27, 2020

buttwipe 

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe
man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

buttrifice

He stuck his finger in her buttrifice.
buttrifice by Resedo August 3, 2009

buttriloquist 

someone who can make their farts sound like they came from someone else
Even though Billy was sitting in the third row he made the whole class think the teacher had farted. He is quite a buttriloquist.
buttriloquist by Rich EZ January 11, 2009