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buttplay 

Bureaucratic fuckery so objectively severe and/or pervasive that it prohibits the accomplishment of anything of intrinsic intellectual, artistic, or moral worth.
The university's faculty were dismayed to encounter such a high degree of buttplay so early into the new dean's appointment.
buttplay by WirArmeLeut August 28, 2020

buttplay 

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal
Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.
buttplay by Jack May 17, 2004

Buttplay Bubba 

1. A submissive domantrix target
2. a victim of bullying

3. a member of fat chicks the requiem
4. nicki minaj stan
Buttplay Bubba pushed me over and then spat on me and called me a filthy slag.
Buttplay Bubba by dinglemyberry October 20, 2022

English buttplay 

When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.
English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets
English buttplay by Big_loges June 21, 2016

buttplate 

An excerpt from the Scruf Handbook: Page 33, paragraph 4.

A slab of metal placed over the butt region to protect you from unwanted gaybee attacks. When the faggy attacker attempts to shove his fag stick in your butthole a loud "gong" sound can be heard as his dick crumbles against the steel. And now that fag is gonna get beatdown.
<gong!!!> "ohhh, your fuckin' dead now! My buttplate saved my browneye from gettin' gayified. YDB."
buttplate by Reggie and Ramone August 16, 2006

buttslayed 

When your girlfriend cheats, you break up, and then get back together. Being buttslayed is the aftermath.
Man Kyle was so buttslayed after him and Tanisha got back together.
buttslayed by AlienSalt May 3, 2018