Bureaucratic fuckery so objectively severe and/or pervasive that it prohibits the accomplishment of anything of intrinsic intellectual, artistic, or moral worth.
The university's faculty were dismayed to encounter such a high degree of buttplay so early into the new dean's appointment.
When phenomenalconversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.
An excerpt from the Scruf Handbook: Page 33, paragraph 4.
A slab of metal placed over the butt region to protect you from unwanted gaybee attacks. When the faggy attacker attempts to shove his fag stick in your butthole a loud "gong" sound can be heard as his dick crumbles against the steel. And now that fag is gonna get beatdown.
<gong!!!> "ohhh, your fuckin' dead now! My buttplate saved my browneye from gettin'gayified. YDB."