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buttonhole 

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.
Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.
buttonhole by FireAndRain August 16, 2004
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buttonhole 

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.
buttonhole by soreofhing August 12, 2009

buttonhole 

The thing Annie Lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying
I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

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May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

buttonhole 

I buttonholed her so hard last night.
buttonhole by puppylover69 June 12, 2016

Buttonhole circumcision 

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

flower in his buttonhole 

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus
He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

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'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

ButtHoleCockPenis007 

The best phrase used by class 20-007 to get the attention of the cock guzzling thunder cunt cadre who snoop on students by video and undermine instead of training, coaching, and mentoring.
ButtHoleCockPenis007 is why our adversaries will win the counterintelligence fight!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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