buttnoid

A stubborn, dried deposit of feces near the anus.

Dave winced in pain as he ripped his rimhairs out attempting to pick the large buttnoid from the perimiter of his anus.

by Rondo August 29, 2006

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.

"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Semenifrious tublodial buttnoid

A semen filled tubular object that is inserted inside an anus

Keep that semenifrious tublodial buttnoid away from my assholr

by Krissybelle December 19, 2019