Schrödinger’s Buttliker 

Pretends they like butt and then backs out when they get called out for it.

“Wow. I can’t believe my best friend is a Schrödinger’s Buttliker.”

Schrödinger’s Buttliker by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025

Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.

After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.

Buttlitter by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

Bill Buttlicker 

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

Bill Buttlicker by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

Buttlice 

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.

Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.

Buttlice by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008

buttlover 

A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover

I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.

buttlover by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

buttkicker 

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".

Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

buttkicker by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017

Buttrider 

A term used to refer to a homosexual.

"Dude! Look at that guys pink liatard! WHAT A FUCKIN BUTTRIDER!"

Buttrider by electric john January 5, 2006