buttfly

A small fly that appears in showers and bathrooms and annoys the fuck out of you.

Fucking buttflies everywhere man!

buttfly by Professor Moorti June 13, 2003

buttfly

something that if, brought back in to the future/killed from the dinosaur age, would fuck up the entire world.

There's a buttfly on the bottom of your shoe!

buttfly by lol Shelbeyyy :] January 14, 2009

buttfly

A fly that lives around a stinky rectum region.

Bella hasa buttfly, like a hippopotamus!

buttfly by aunsx August 5, 2022

Buttfloss 

Slang for thong in the sense that the thong acts as a type of 'floss' within the crack of the person wearing it.

"this buttfloss feels like I have a constant wedgie"

Buttfloss by Myinah September 17, 2004

buttflustered 

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

buttflustered by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

buttfluff 

The hair that covers your butt-cheeks.
May look disgusting sometimes, but still rocks when making fun of it.
Also good for showing your lack of respect for another person.

"Hey dude, let's go and set my buttfluff on fire."
"Shibby!"

or

"You're a dick man."
"Ah touch my buttfluff, ass eyes."

buttfluff by Myname June 15, 2004

Buttflake 

A motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.

Stupid buttflake! Now I can't change lanes!

Buttflake by #1Fanilow November 13, 2006