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butterface 

everything about her is perfect but her face
shes got a smoking hot body and a great personality butterface ain't that great
butterface by bigjonny99 December 8, 2009

Buttersock 

A sock full of butter in which Sam out of iCarly likes to beat people with. She names this weapon of choice a Buttersock.
Sam: "Let me beat her with my Buttersock."
Buttersock by Bames shipper October 7, 2011

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttercuck 

A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.
Chris is kind of a buttercuck so I was forced to rail his wife with my two buddies.
Buttercuck by Whazzuu June 28, 2019

butterface 

A female, typically, who's face is the only non-attractive part about her body.
Jason-"Man, Hillary is fiiiine!"
Mike-"Yea, too bad she's a butterface."
Jason-"A whaaaa...?"
Mike-Butterface,everything's hot...BUT 'ER FACE!
butterface by em0lee September 1, 2005