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Buttercrack 

John:did you hear about johnny I heard he likes it when his girl has a buttercrack
Buttercrack by Peanutmanlikesnuts November 26, 2023

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttercuck 

A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.
Chris is kind of a buttercuck so I was forced to rail his wife with my two buddies.
Buttercuck by Whazzuu June 28, 2019

buttcracker 

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically
my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker
buttcracker by baybee gurl May 29, 2004
Buttcrack is the crevest between your tant and your tailbone that carries your fart up your back, so if you rip ass you don't have to smell shit.
If my Buttcrack was gone I would live a life smelling my shit all day. Buttcrack
Buttcrack by Ppatrick April 30, 2019