Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 25, 2014

Butter the bread

To perform a very smooth landing in an aircraft. The bread refers to the runway

Plane spotter 1: did you see that A330 butter the bread
Plane spotter 2: yeah I got it on video

by AaronDynamics13 April 25, 2020

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

by Tman15 April 18, 2017

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

by QF99 April 21, 2020

Butter the bread

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

by Niggorfoggat August 13, 2018

Buttered the bread

When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.

(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)

by Restiotiti March 26, 2018

Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

by Thepariahpyromancer April 10, 2017