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churn (or) churning butter 

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.
After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.
churning butter by tenesmus September 11, 2016

Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
Churning Butter by William W. March 13, 2007

Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.
My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.
Churning Butter by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006

Churning Butter

Eatting a chicks ass after your cum has ran out her cunt and down the crack of her ass.
Sue didn't think Tyler was very cute but he always was into churning her butter.
Churning Butter by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

Churning Butter

I'm Goin To Churn Some Butter At My Hoe's House!
Churning Butter by Bubba April 24, 2003