buttache

When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.

Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.

Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.

Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.

Person 2: FUCK!

buttache by J Mit April 7, 2005

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Butta Chest

A newly defined health condition characterized by the feeling of a large animal (typically an elephant) sitting on one's chest, beginning the morning immediately after drinking excessive beers and smoking 'da buttas'.

Damn, Trina! I can't breath because I got the butta chest!

Butta Chest by WTConrey July 20, 2008

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Butta Chest • buttache • buttacher • Buttcest

buttacher

A real pain in the ass; bastard; prick; sucker of penises; cock-gobbler; cockmonkey

buttacher by Shaune May 16, 2003

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Buttcest

Two or more male family members that have buttsex

Friend: Hey what did you do last night?
RODKING: i had the most amazing buttcest ever with my brother!!!
Friend: Dude, my bro and i have buttcest all the time

Buttcest by RODKING July 10, 2015

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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