butt guppy 

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.

The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.

butt guppy by Wally Pelech February 16, 2007

guppy butt 

When you take such a furious burning shit that when you're done, your asshole appears to be gasping for air like a guppy out of water.

After that pinch of Copenhagen and that cup of coffee this morning I had serious guppy butt. Musta been those hot wings last night.

guppy butt by Outdoorzguy June 4, 2016

butt guppies 

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

butt guppies by Ben October 8, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016