To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.
by _Ems_ November 5, 2007
the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010
When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.
by maaayn July 27, 2015
A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
by Emily's Fucking Wrong February 1, 2020