(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.
Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts
I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!