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butthumper 

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.
Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.
butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008
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Butthumper 

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass
phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper
Butthumper by hames666 August 16, 2019

butthumper 

Butthumper is a good term to call a homosexual man, who likes to take it in the end, who is being an asshole!
Kyle, you are butthumper, douche bag!
butthumper by Maria Peters October 3, 2007

butthumper 

Butthumper, someone who is a homosexual faggot, and likes to take it in the end. Also someone who walks with their butt sticking in the air!
Garrick, you are a butthumper.
butthumper by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026