The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
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The act of working up a juicy yet soggy yellow loogie, then with that loogie procede to spit in your partners mouth, for a somewhat sexual arousal.
Bro, can’t believe he just pulled a leydig loogie her! What a BOSS.
by Bob Smith Charles tyler November 14, 2017
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The time in a cold or flu when you are constantly coughing up phlegm and loogies, or the time of the year when people are prone to colds or flu.
Sorry bro I can’t go out tonight, It’s loogie season.
by the half gram rapper December 11, 2019
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Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉
by Loogy December 17, 2014
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When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose
Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016
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A fucking dwarf that is squeaky and racist
by Adot74 June 1, 2022
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