bushtastrophe 

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

Bushiest Beaver 

Another word for a hairy vagina/pussy.

She has got the bushiest beaver I've ever seen!

Bushiest Beaver by ThisAintOP December 30, 2016

bushmaster 

a man who has sex with women who have a large quantity of genital hair.

yeah....that guys a total bushmaster

bushmaster by ThE SIm e O knee May 6, 2011

Bushmeat 

A euphemism for long labia on an unshaven vagina

"Yo, Alex, you see that girl in the skirt on the dancefloor"
"Yeah, she's lookin fine"
"Check out the bushmeat hanging out from under her skirt"
"Slap slap goes the bushmeat!"

Bushmeat by FrankDaTank666 November 4, 2011

Bushmeat 

noun.: ugly or sketchy people that you would never, ever take home... unless you were SUPER desperate.

adj.: used to describe something or someone that is gross and/or sketchy.

This is Derived from an African term referring to meat of questionable (often primate) origin that people eat, despite the risk of disease or inherent danger in capturing, because they are desperate.

"Yeah man, Jarred is in a bad place, he's been pulling bushmeat from the bar all weekend."

"You see that girls face that Justin brought back? Straight-up BUSHMEAT, bro"

"Damn, look at all these bushmeat-ass b*tches! We need to go someplace else."

Bushmeat by El Cinnamon Crispo December 7, 2011

bushbait 

Slang for cocaine.

Man, all the hoochies will be comin' out of the woodwork when I break out this bushbait!

bushbait by GouldzRulz September 30, 2010

bushbeater 

Someone who searches wooded areas in local parks for homeless camps or other squatters,this may sometimes be the police, sometimes a resident from a nearby neighborhood, or occasionally another homeless person. Bushbeaters almost always do so with ill intent, either to force the squatters to move on, trash the camp, or to rob them of whatever is not nailed down.

Bum 1: "Good thing I got back to camp when I did, a couple 'a bushbeaters came through lookin to mess with my shit!
Bum 2: Man, that woulda sucked, big time, pas me that bottle!

bushbeater by deltoru June 15, 2008