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rides the bus 

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.
object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."
rides the bus by SlipSlapJack July 14, 2009
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rides the little yellow bus 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe a persons mental awareness or personality traits.
Tim rides the little yellow bus! Another example.
Oh my God, Tim is so cool, he rides the little yellow bus.

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.
Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

Windy Bus Ride 

The act of sticking your erect penis out of the side of the bus. You can achieve this by either drilling a hole in the side of the bus or by sticking your penis out the window.
Man I just had a Windy Bus Ride, feels good man.

Short bus rider 

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.
When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.
Short bus rider by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

short bus rider 

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.
"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."
short bus rider by amy christ April 29, 2005

The Bangkok Bus Ride 

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.
I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride