Burzum

Burzum is a one man Black Metal band from Norway. His early music is black metal but he has evolved into dark ambient. His lyrics contain pagan and now neo nazism. The leader of this great band is Varg Vikernes, who also has played in Old Funeral, Satanel, and Mayhem. Varg is currently in prison due to the murder of Euronymous (Guitarist of Mayhem) and church arson. Varg has decided to end Burzum because he thinks his fans have stuck to the satanic aspect of Burzum and not the pagan or nazi part of it. Burzum also means "darkness" in Black Speech or Orthanc (speech of Sauron).

Praise Black Fucking Metal...Varg is a God.

by Kvlt Kommando February 16, 2005

Burzum

fucking amazing black metal band, but half the members are in jail.

by psychoman364 November 2, 2003

Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.

Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.

P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.

by OrokinBro March 5, 2021

Burzum

The Masters of Scandinavian Black Metal

Burzum is great for ambient black metal music when you're trying to sleep or concentrate

by Rotten Turkey March 9, 2023