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Buridan's Ass Phenomenon 

the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide on which (comes from the adage of the donkey that sees two piles of food equidistant to each other but ends up starving to death because he's such an ass)
"Yeah, last summer I wanted to join a softball team, take part in a poker club, paint abstract act, design T-shirts, learn a programming language and cook exotic dishes, but the Buridan's Ass Phenomenon took into effect and I ended up doing nothing because I just had no focus. I am such an ass."
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Refers to the city of Burbank Ca. and a lot of people smoke marijuana in that area hence the name "burn dank" as in smoke weed.
Ayy lets hit up Burndank in an hour and lets smoke a bowl later.
Burndank by bakerz4u January 24, 2010
Something that gollum and meg will never understand
Person 1: guess what
Person2: what?
Person 1:Burkdan!!
burkdan by Randell Stevens December 31, 2019
A majestic young ladies man. He's very smart. Tall, dark and handsome. Tends to be a know-it-all but you can't argue with him because he usually knows it all. He's quick witted. Not afraid to try new foods. Multicultural. Hard outer shell but soft on the inside. Cares for others and has a genuine heart.
To get the ladies, you need to be more Brydan.
Brydan by Sammi_mml September 12, 2017

burdangus 

the burdangus struck me as i was willowing in a tavern
burdangus by assclownslayer September 5, 2009

burdanks 

A name for the cheap brand of vodka called burnette's. Usually imlying the cost and effectiveness is dank.
Let's go get some burdanks and get fucked up.
burdanks by Geebmaster August 5, 2016

Buridan's Friendzone 

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone