Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 27, 2025

Burtonsville Kings

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.

Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.

by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021

burtonsville waterfall

When Larry from 1.0 is spotted walking in Burtonsville and someone makes a peepee on him.

Larry got drenched from the Burtonsville waterfall and he opened his mouth to catch the PeePee.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross October 29, 2020