burtonsville waterfall 

When Larry from 1.0 is spotted walking in Burtonsville and someone makes a peepee on him.

Larry got drenched from the Burtonsville waterfall and he opened his mouth to catch the PeePee.

burtonsville waterfall by Dave, General Manager of Ross October 28, 2020

Burtonsville Kings 

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.

Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.

Burtonsville Kings by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021

Burtonsville Hog Hammer 

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

Burtonsville Hog Hammer by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

took a cab from Burnsville 

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.

I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.

took a cab from Burnsville by pennywiseJoe July 12, 2016

Burnsville, NC 

A small city in western North Carolina. It is a retirement community so there are many old people and tourists, but nothing to do if you aren't old or rich.

Teen 1: wanna hang out?
Teen 2: and go where?
Teen 1: Oh yeah, this is Burnsville, NC...

Burnsville, NC by dramakid22 March 15, 2009

Burnsville 

An outer suburb to the south of Minneapolis. Known for its large number of fascist cops and speed traps.

That fucking Burnsville cop pulled me over because he said my license plate light was out.

Burnsville by Paktu September 6, 2003

burnsville 

noun; a city on the outer suburbs of minneapolis that is known for having a ghetto white trash high school that is peppered with an overwhelming amount of diversity. It will always be inferior of it's neighboring city, savage.

Adjective; a bright glowing std located on your genitalia that constantly creates an itchy and burning sensation.

noun; tom- "hey man i heard you had a game in burnsville last night!"

phillip- "yeah dude it was terrible, we had to drive away with our windows locked up because we were in fear for our own lives."

verb; "jesus man, ever since i hooked up with that girl last month i havent been able to get rid of this burnsville!"

burnsville by toungepunchmyfartbox August 23, 2011