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A large, flabby vagina.
"She looked hot, but her minge was like a burst couch".
by tufty1 April 14, 2009
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1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.

2.n. Someone with nothing to do

Same as empty tracksuit
1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch

2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
by Da Zeg January 08, 2005
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