the one person in your general group of friends that no one really likes. usually either a huge douche bag, or just a really obnoxious bitch. works either way. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle of the group, but ignores it and pretends everyone likes them anyway.
friend #1: hey dude, is it just me, or is dylan a serious burnt pickle?
friend #2: yeah, none of the guys like him.
friend #1: sucks to be him.
friend #2: yeah, none of the guys like him.
friend #1: sucks to be him.
by zombietomato January 16, 2011
the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly homosexual white male, or obnoxious fat bitch. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.
obnoxious fat bitch:
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.
somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.
obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.
somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.
obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
by zombiee January 17, 2011
To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!
by STYLESIE July 24, 2010