burnt balls

the action of spilling hot water on your balls. usually causing extreme pain and/or blisters. one of the worst accidents that can occur to your balls.

Person 1: AHHHHHHH NOOOO I BURNED MY DICK

Person 2: That's what you get for drinking tea, you idiot.

Person 1: This hurts so much!

Person 2: A classic example of burnt balls

burnt balls by Blueberry Green Tea January 14, 2010

burn my balls

Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).

This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.

Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.

Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"

burn my balls by basement jez February 26, 2010

burnt cheese ball 

A wimpy nerd at school

OMG john is such a burnt cheese ball.

burnt cheese ball by veirlo December 14, 2021

burst your balls 

When a man ejaculates

She’s the kinda woman who’s that fine she’d make you burst your balls in your pants.

burst your balls by John Gehenna February 17, 2023

Burn Ball 

a person who makes no attempt to hide their drug use, going so far as to accentuate it by looking like a filthy bastard on a daily basis.

Dude, my sister is screwing a burn ball!

Burn Ball by Blonde_amy July 14, 2009

Like a dog with a burst ball 

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.

Get in about her like a dog with a burst ball.

Like a dog with a burst ball by Sammy Beckett May 13, 2005

ball burn 

when you almost catch a ball and it rubs on your hand or fingers very quickly.

i allmost caught the ball but instead got ball burn.

ball burn by nobody else here March 3, 2017