burnsday 

Another word for Thursday, at theChive.
Term first used on April 26, 2012 on theChive.com in reference to Burn Your Bra Thursday - section of the page that deals with girls (often Chivettes) "burning" or more like posing without their bras, yet still more or less dressed. Very sexy

Man, I can't wait for Burnsday and see them sexy chivettes without bras

burnsday by korniak September 29, 2012

Burnsday 

May 3rd, also know as ‘burnsday’
The equivalent of Christmas for some
3/04/2004 Nathan ‘Monty’ Burns was born…

Suge, “oi barts it’s burnsday!”
Barts, “wtf is that dawg”
Suge, “Monty’s birthday!”
Barts, “Flagmantle”

Burnsday by Nuttsinbutts May 3, 2022

Blurnsday 

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

Blurnsday by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016