Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.

ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!

Richard Burnish by Richard_Burnish_Memes July 23, 2021

Banished to Brazil 

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.

Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."

Banished to Brazil by grumbus August 22, 2020

banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.

bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!

banished by projectmcl June 26, 2004

telenovela banished 

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

telenovela banished by channel_panel November 27, 2019

party banished 

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

party banished by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010

furnishedbread 

furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.

person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”

person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”

person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”

furnishedbread by bilbystan May 3, 2021

turd burnishing 

Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.

I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.

Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.

Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.

turd burnishing by Bono Lex January 31, 2014