burnik Share definition Flag Hair around the anus and/or along the perineum. Usually catches poop that eventually dries, especially when using tissue paper only. Or leaves. "Pucha pare, nag sixty nine kame ni Marjorie. Ang kapal ng burnik, chong! I love it!" burnik by badlucktroll September 8, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the burnik mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch