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Barney's Franks 

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.
Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Barney's Franks by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008

Barney's Dimension 

A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.
I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.

Barney's Beard 

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.
I vote for Barney's Beard
Barney's Beard by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Barney's Law 

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.
Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'
Barney's Law by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

barney's hide and seek adventure

this game is crap

Burnsy's Mum 

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language
Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum
Burnsy's Mum by Don Gulliver April 6, 2003