burmeff

verb - to mistakenly get married; to marry haphazardly; to make a bad choice period

noun - a mistaken marriage; a haphazard marriage; a bad choice period

(used as a noun) Scotty almost pulled a burmeff but luckily he ran away just before the gangrene ate away her inner thigh.

(used as a verb) Rudy burmeffed a couple weeks ago, and now he is comtemplating running away with a 3-titted midget he met at the local carnival.