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Buridan's Ass Phenomenon 

the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide on which (comes from the adage of the donkey that sees two piles of food equidistant to each other but ends up starving to death because he's such an ass)
"Yeah, last summer I wanted to join a softball team, take part in a poker club, paint abstract act, design T-shirts, learn a programming language and cook exotic dishes, but the Buridan's Ass Phenomenon took into effect and I ended up doing nothing because I just had no focus. I am such an ass."
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Buridan's Friendzone 

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
Refers to the city of Burbank Ca. and a lot of people smoke marijuana in that area hence the name "burn dank" as in smoke weed.
Ayy lets hit up Burndank in an hour and lets smoke a bowl later.
Burndank by bakerz4u January 24, 2010
Something that gollum and meg will never understand
Person 1: guess what
Person2: what?
Person 1:Burkdan!!
burkdan by Randell Stevens December 31, 2019
Bridans are very sexy and smart, they are great at sex and have the bst personalty. Bridans are careing, sweet and romantic but often get carried away, and can sometimes rush a girl into something that she dosent like. Bridans are very energetic and love to run, and are great at keeping secrets.
My Boyfriend Bridan
Bridan by Cassie9746 August 18, 2012
The kinkiest person you’ll ever meet. Buriana’s are very energetic and fun to be around with!
Buriana made my day!
buriana by l0ver.xx October 20, 2020