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loose burger cheeky fuck 

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"
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fuck burger 

Carson stop being a fuck burger
fuck burger by BurntNewdlz February 17, 2019

Fuck a Burger 

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.
1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

burger fucker 

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.
Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.
burger fucker by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018

bugger fuck 

when the world turns its back on you, and when life deals you unfair cards.
the time it takes for aladdin and jasmine to finally get married.
bugger fuck by ogaiy June 15, 2003

fuck bugger 

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS
oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it
fuck bugger by lad dude February 20, 2017

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock 

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.
Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!
Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock by yahuh December 28, 2004