bureaucrazy

Any process or organization that sacrifices intelligence and rational thought in favor of administrative red tape.

At first, the new executive seemed to have a handle on things. Then it became obvious she was just turning the company into a bureaucrazy.

bureaucrazy by Steve R. October 12, 2007

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Bureaucratic Masturbation

noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.

My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!

Bureaucratic Masturbation by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008

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Bureaucracy

A system of government that aims to create obedient workers instead of critical thinkers.

Bureaucracy is the reason so why many people lack critical thinking.

Bureaucracy by Dubiks March 2, 2019

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bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

bureaucrastasy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ March 11, 2009